If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called
The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy them while they are still
on your side.
The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere
and to let the air out of the tires.
The joy of motherhood: the time when all the children are finally in bed.
Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the
driveway during a snowstorm.
Oh to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small,
and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.
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